stewardess diet soup

stewardess diet soup

man: oh, boy. oh, this is a nicelooking gym. i could really use agood workout, too. i wonder where the exerciseinstructor is. grover: ok, sly, justthree more reps.

stewardess diet soup, oh, excuse me. man: hey! grover: oh, hello there. i am your exercise instructor,grover.

man: wait a minute! you're that waiter fromover at charlie's. grover: yes, sir. and it was about time you camehere to work off all that food i see you eating. you are a chubby littledevil, aren't you? man: ok, that does it. goodbye! you don't know anythingabout exercise.

grover: yes i do! i do, i do, i do, i do! see, i know that exercise isgood for you, because it makes you healthier and stronger. just look at me, sir. am i not buff? man: well, i guess so. ok. what do we do first?

grover: ok, just stand rightthere, sir, while i go get my exercise towel. man: exer-- everywhere i go,i see that guy. i'm beginning to think i'm undersome kind of a spell. grover: yeah, just put another1,000 pounds on there, arnold. very good. all right, sir! here i have my exercise towel!

man: fine. can we get started now? grover: oh, no sir! i still have to get myinstructor's whistle. man: your instructor'swhistle? grover: oh, yes, sir. without it i am nothing. do not worry. i shall be just a moment.

man: i wish he would hurry up! grover: what? well, then 5 poundsoff, mr. piscopo! please do not whine. all right! here i am. i have my instructor'swhistle. oh, boy. it took me years to earn this.

now can we please startexercising already? grover: of course, sir. as soon as i get myportable radio. man: your portable radio? grover: well, yes, sir. we cannot exercisewithout tunes! don't worry. i shall be right back man: this is taking all day!

ok, very good, mr. pounds. now drop and give me 20. you're allowed to use theother hand, you know. oh well. ok, here's my portable radio. man: good! now let's exercise. grover: fine. yes, sir.

there's just one morething we need-- that's barbells. man: i don't believe this guy! grover: here-- here-- here are your barbells, sir. [groaning] [clangs] man: are you all right?

grover: no pain, no gain? man: do we have everythingnow? grover: absolutely, sir. i have my exercise towelshere around me. and i have my instructor'swhistle. man: oh, yes. grover: and my portableradio right here. and my barbells i foundon the floor. man: yeah fine, fine.

now can we please get started? grover: oh, no, no. get started? oh, i'm sorry, sir, butyour time is up. i do not know about you,but i am exhausted. what a work out! let's hit the showers. [slide whistle] grover: hmm.

he is in worse shapethan i thought [music playing]

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