twa air stewardess diet
(ding) - ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard. my name is russell andassisting me today will be xanax and zoloft. i'm here for your safety andthey're here for my comfort.
twa air stewardess diet, (energetic jazz music) - i'm doing the safetydemo knowing full well you're all ignoring me. i might as well be doing the macarena.
- there's absolutely no waythat that's going to fit in the overhead compartment but i'm gonna watch you try anyway. - i'm not a bartender. so i will not be grantingyou a bloody mary with worcestershire sauce. - oh, is this yournewborn's first time flying? how could you do that to us? - there's no turbulence.
i just turned on the seat beltsign because i want you to stay the hell out of my way. - diet soda takes forever to pour. here's a regular one. you won't know the difference. - pressing the call button repeatedly isn't going to make metend to you any faster. in fact, it's gonna make me go slower. (pouring)
- when i said i would check your bag, that was a courtesy, but you were rude so now it's going to baltimore. - you know that vodka we just ran out of? we use it to make crewjuice in the galley. - go ahead, tug my skirt one more time. i dare you. - i said pretzels or peanuts. this isn't an all youcan eat buffet, honey.
- i have no idea what we'reflying over right now. so i'll just say the bahamas. - since you blatantlyignored the seat belt sign, i hope the turbulenceknocks you on your ass. - oh, you think i'mcoming through the cabin to pick up your trash? no, i'm crop-dusting. enjoy smelling my farts.
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