crocodile eating crocs
the most ironic photos ever yes. ever! *echo* the republican: where news hits home now of course that van literally *tires screeching* hits someone's home
crocodile eating crocs, straight through the front door this is like donald trump winning the presidency it kinda just hits you *punch* right? and he's a republican.
*dramatic music* the republican where the news hits home. all of a sudden you're like "holy s**t!'' *dramatic sting* donald trump is president! some of you guys think it's good, some of you guys think it's bad. but anyways guys, we're looking at the most ironic photos. ever! these are just instances where the irony was so good. kinda reminds you of romeo and juliet. so ironic. is romeo and juliet even ironic?
i don't know what i'm saying. i'm trying to sound smart, but it's not working out. let's jump right into it. sure we can. sure you can't. wha-- what are you doing? tnt? didn't think that one through did ya? *star spangled banner playing* this is where americans have to teach their kids they're not always gonna get an award or a trophy.
have you ever seen those kids that just suck at sports? that at the end of the day, they get... good effort. they get a trophy for participation. what?! you get a trophy for accomplishing something. that truck driver was obviously one of those kids that would get a trophy for participation. *intense, dramatic music* his parents would always tell him "yes, you can do this, you can do this," *music stops* you can't really do this. sure we can, as my parents told me.
*deep voice* no you can't! clearly, clearly. *slaps himself* damn. *slaps himself again* a statue that's enclosed and protected, but the ironic thing here, is ''freedom'' *quack* freedom! this reminds me of america, *america, f**k yeah plays*, we got freedom, *pause* but do we really have freedom?
uh, you guys decide. for yourselves. some of you may say no some of you say yes. * star spangled banner plays* do we have much freedom as the founders originally wanted? do we though? i don't know, i never, i never did well in history class, so, *sproing* wow, this is awkward. fasteners. ha!
obviously, these fasteners aren't working. it's more like you had one job kind of fail. mixed with ironic photos. that's a, that's a mixture. we're combining memes over here. and of course it's at a walmart. *bell dings* why did i say of course? 'cause walmart is always known for these types of things.
no i don't mean signs falling off. *glass breaks* no, that, that doesn't usually happen at walmart. i just mean, ironic things happening. if you don't know what i'm talking about, go look at my people at walmart videos, people of walmart. you're gonna find that pretty interesting. *chuckles* *o canada plays* we got good old canadian cake. am i right? is it maple syrup flavored? probably, i hope. because canada's known for their *smacks lips* maple syrup.
well when you cut open the slice of cake, all of a sudden, *america, f**k yeah! plays* it turns into the u.s. flag. come on. who made this cake? i don't blame canada. i'm just saying, whoever made this cake, was obviously trying to tell you a message. i don't know what that message is, but it's probably important, so listen up kids. yeah, yeah i got nothing, i dunno. but seriously, you did not think this through.
you had one job, cake guy. it's not even, it's a baker. what, what is wrong with me? *chuckles* a book about focus. literally explaining to you, how to get better focus. but the problem is, the man is not focusing. and you're probably gonna run someone over. *glass breaks* i predict you running a kid over, *tires screeching*, but you know that's just me. *poof* this book is a piece of s**t!
it's about focus?! i can't even focus. i'm over running *long pause* children over. and dogs. focus. *high pitch* focus. *twinkle* invisible spray, it's only $7.95 $8, for invisible spray, i need some. this is the best way.
*lottery sound* get rich quick scheme. this is what you need to do. sell invisible spray. idiots will buy it, and you're gonna be rich in no time. will i buy this? dramatic music *ding* maybe? unbreakable on netflix. this was in the old days when netflix actually sent you dvds.
i don't know if they still do that. i highly doubt it. that's like me telling a girl my heart is unbreakable. *glass breaks* but we all know the truth. *sad music* we all know the truth. guys are not as sensitive as they seem. *heartbeat* we know how it is. *sniffles* i miss you, jennifer. i miss you. whoo, something got in my eye.
i'm not crying. something got in my eye. there we go it's onions, i'm cutting onions. god, i'm so weird. it's a brand new ride, the windseeker. *old windows crash sound* hold up. this ride is currently closed due to high winds. old windows crash sound x2 *clapping hands* congratulations, congratuf--
we got a guy. reading a book. about never eating alone. *intense music* and he's eating alone. *boom* what was that? that really hurt. the fact of the matter is, is that *ding* there is a chessboard. why is there a chessboard?
by itself? no one's even sitting next to it. no one's planning on playing it. and even weirder *dramatic sting* there's lotion in the background. what are you doing in that room? *dripping* guys, just, just look at all the facts. lotion, chess that hasn't been touched, a guy reading a book saying never eat alone. something strange is happening. he's gonna j-- *air horn blows*
non-stick fry pan. if only you could get the damn sticker off. *echo* what happened to non-stick? is it false advertising? i don't see a mcdonalds logo on it. oh s**t, no, i'm just kidding. i love mcdonalds, guys. calm down. i eat their salad. *quack*
'cause i'm a little puss-- oh my god, this one's my favorite. it has to be my absolute favorite. a pickup truck with flames on it... *echos* it's literally on fire! *chuckles* *clapping hands* there we go. that's what i'm talking about. that has to be the most ironic photo out of all.
a crocodile eating crocs. *jungle sounds* okay, there we go, well i'm out of here, guys. thank you so much for watching, that's gonna wrap it up for this video. the most ironic photos. i hope you enjoyed. make sure to got to the article. link is gonna be down below. it's gonna be the first link. if you guys wanna see some more of these photos. i didn't go through all of them. and with that being said, be sure to click on another video, click that circle to subscribe to the channel if you're new.
i hope you enjoyed this video, i think i already said that. and if you guys have any more ideas, be sure to suggest them to reactiontime.com i'm talking really fast. peace out, ooh, that was slick. american freedom, american freedom! made in china. *twinkle* *cracks up*
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