diet cranberry juice vodka

- punch, punch, punch, punch, aha! - kids, meth, not even once. - (laughs) ok? - [skyy] we'remaking the sexy berry punch, ok? first thing i cut up was, what? - the strawberries!- [skyy] exactly, i diced 'em nice,

diet cranberry juice vodka, i diced 'em good, got 'em upin there, put 'em in a bowl. next, i diced the what?- [girl] blueberries! - [skyy] exactly, cut'em up, get 'em right, got 'em, got 'em up in there!

so then we hit it with some simple syrup. that simple syrup adds alittle bit of sweetness to it. ok, next i hit it with some vodka ok, ok?- [girl] ok! - [skyy] so russian juice,some of that russian water. some of that russiansnow, little code names for vodka that they use in russia. - i don't know what he's talking about. - then we seal up our little mix, ok? and we stuck it in thefridge, let it sit over night.

so i want you to hit this badboy with a little bit of that. today, could you do it today. listen, i'm dying of old--- [girl] (pop) ahh, woo! - [skyy] pour it in girl, pour it in. - next time, i'm goingto do it with the sword. you know how they do itin thailand, like, towaa! boooom. (laughs)- [red haired girl] i want some. - you said squeeze that nip?- [skyy] what? i'm sorry, what'd you say, "my nips"?

ok, cause when i hear"nips" i get excited. whose nips are we talking about here?- [girl] (laughs) - [skyy] go ahead, squeeze.- [girl] (laughs) the lemon nips. - [skyy] (laughs) lemon nips, ok. use this here, ah piece of lemon, and rim those glasses, quickly.- [girl] alright! here we go!- [skyy] stop tryin to be classy and stumblin all over the place.- [girl] alright. - [skyy] dip it in sugar, go ahead.

perfecto, ok that's good, nice.- [girl] done! - [skyy] press it down.- [girl] done, oh my gosh. we don't even need to drink it, already it looks like a piece of art. - really you mean i couldget you with just this? - not me (laughs) maybe somebody else. - well that's a hot chick onmission, i love it, i love... hey would you like to go for drinks? (splash)

how about doing it with some control, like you know what you're doing. - i really don't knowwhat i'm doing because-- - so you go down like that and...- [girl] ahhh. i did a way better job (laughing) suck on that (laughing) suck on that! - see you got to beprepared, rock with me doe, rock with me, rock it, rock it- [girl] this looks really weird.- [skyy] rock it, and there you have it!

the sexy berry punch from norway! enough, go ahead, taste!- [girl] ba dom! do you want another one? - [skyy]oh dear, you know, let's just toast. - let's toast to strawberries. - to our future, to our kids,little black russian babies. - i'm not sure about that.- [skyy] (laughs) maybe run in the kremlin. - can more we toast, cause you're scary.- [skyy] no, nooo! - [girl] this future's scary (laughs) ok.- [skyy] no!

- [girl] mmm, that's actually amazing. - it's nice, it's smoothand it's pretty as hell, ok? - mmmm- [skyy] that was cheesy as hell. how about this?- [girl] (laughs) ohh, god. - foo, you eat like an animal, nooaahh - chicks dig it though, chicks dig it. they know what it means (laughs) tipsy bartender we outta here! - we are just going to add alittle bit of this to there.

- [girl] alright.- [guy] we are doing drunken donuts, so... - [girl] yea.- [skyy] ok so just dip it in. - [girl] yea.- [guy] mmm mmm mmm - [skyy] ok.- [girl] alright.