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downloaded from www.allsubs.org (choir) # show me a man # who's gentle and kind # and i'll show you # a loser # now show me a man # who takes what he wants # 0h, how exciting # so the poets sing

# when you're a fool in love # and nothing goes the way you plan # and no one cares # and no one understands # that you're a fool # and you're in love # never another spring for you # never a robin to sing for you # you're out there on your own

# seems like the skies # are always gray # you turn around,there's someone in your way # and it's you # sometimes you thinkthat your luck has changed # and a rainbow explodes'cross the sky # but when you're a fool in love # you'll be a fooltill the day you die # (man) i know we haven't beentogether that long,

but these last 10 months have beenthe happiest of my life. you're not only the person i love,you're also my best friend... and i want to spendthe rest of my life with you. will you marry me? yes. seriously, do you thinkthat sounds good? - no!- really? cos i think that... no! 0h! 0h! sorry. sorry.

sometimes these catheterscan pinch a little bit. well, thanks. i appreciate it. you got a real gentle touchthere, doctor. she won't be able to say no. actually, i'm a nurse.doctor'll be right in. - good luck, greg.- thanks, cameron. 0k, it's time forour problem of the week. i want you to pick outyour problem, a problem that's beenbothering you all week.

with your eyes still closed... i want you to picturethat problem in your mind. pretend it's right therein front of you. ..not only my best friend, but you're alsothe person that i... want to spend the restof my life with. i love you. will you...marry me? now i want you to scareyour problems away. - i want you to say "boo"!- boo!

- b00!- b00! all right, you guys are great.very good. i will see you guys after lunch. pam, isn't that your special friend? yeah, i think so. - why don't you talk to him?- you think i should? (kids) yeah! come here! (giggling)

- hi, sweetie.- how're you doing? i was in the area, got off early,thought you'd want to go eat. that's very sweet.what a nice surprise. 0h, shoot!i forgot to change my shoes. that's 0k. you know i can't resista man in nurse's shoes. i got my sneakers here.let me change. it'll take a second. huh! 0k. - honey?- hmm? - pam.- yeah?

- i love you.- i love you, too. come on, sweetie. i got a half-hourbefore i have to be back. so you wanna go have lunch? (chuckling) what are you doing? um, nothing. i just love you so much. these last 10 months...have beenthe happiest of my life. yeah, they've been amazing, but...what's going on? nothing. i just...i just feel like,you know, we're so close. you're my best friend, and you'realso the woman that i love, and...

you 0k, sweetie? you're acting weird. i just got a crick in my neck. i did cpron a 300-pound crack head today. - want me to massage your neck?- no, no. honey, your kids aretrying to tell you something! - (phone)- 0h, hold on. 0h, it's my sister. hello. hi. you're engaged? congratulations! you're getting married in two weeks?that's...a little soon.

mom and dad...really don't knowbob very well. dad was 0k with this? wow. that was very thoughtful of him. i can't believe he knewto ask dad's permission. yeah. i'm just here with greg.he's taking me to lunch. he's 0k. i know you've got to go.all right. i love you. bye. so, what's going on?debbie's marrying that guy? yeah. in two weeks. dr. bob of denver. isn't that great?

yeah, that's... didn't theyjust meet a few months ago? yeah, but he asked herand she said yes. well, he asked my dad first. yeah, i overheard that.so he had to ask his permission? no, he didn't have to. bob just understoodthat dad appreciates that. - mm-hm.- deb said that dad loves him. bob bought him the perfect giftthat just won him over. really. huh, a gift.

(pam) is it 0k to x-ray this?(greg) yeah. it won't mutate. - sir, that's not gonna fit.- wait a second. it's too big. you got to check it. (beep) raise your arms, sir. look, i got an engagement ringin the bag, so i can't open it here,can't i just carry it on? if it don't fit through the frame,you ain't carrying it on the plane. 531, new york, la guardia. check it.

wait, wait, excuse me... don't worry,it'll be waiting for you there. (pa) 'welcome to la guardia airport.please follow the signs...' excuse me. hi. you lost my bagand there's a diamond ring inside it. i didn't lose your anything, sir. put your address hereand we'll ship it when it surfaces. and if it doesn't? am i supposed to go the whole weekendwith just these clothes? (pam) it's great. i just thoughtyou were getting champagne.

trust me,your dad's gonna love this gift. well, don't forget he's retired. he was in the rare flower business,he'll be interested. sounds like they're hard to please. no, not at all.he's the sweetest man in the world. - he's gonna love you. i promise.- as much as he loves dr. bob? (pam) easy on the sarcasm.humor is wasted on my parents. (greg) what, are they amish? (greg) 0k, no jokes.

- what are you doing?- what? my dad sees smokingas a sign of weakness. - 0k, i'll leave them in the car.- no! he'll check there. - 0h, gosh...- what...?! yeah, the roofis probably a better idea. 0h, and... we're not living together. - i thought you said you told them.- well... hi, daddy! hi!

- 0h, i missed you so much, pamcake.- i missed you too, popjack. (kissing) 0h, boy! 0h, boy! 0h, boy!0h, boy! 0h, boy! 0h, boy! (both) shortstack, shortstack,coming up! pop-pop, pop-pop, pop-pop-pop! where's my widdle girl? mommy! my mom! 0h, you look so beautiful! (pam) so do you! look at you!

0h, i'm sorry.mom, dad, this is greg. - hi, i'm pam's father, jack byrnes.- it's great to meet you. - i'm dina. welcome to 0yster bay.- thanks. what you driving, a ford? uh, yeah. it's a taurus. we were gonna get a mid-size, but i figure, hey,pulling down decent bucks, might as well go all outand pop for the full-size. true. interesting color.you pick it?

0h, no, the guy at the counter. why? well, they say geniuses pick green. - but you didn't pick it.- (dina) jack! (sniffing) 0h, yucky!what smells of old sour milk? 0h, poor greg got spit up onby a baby. he didn't! he did, ma, at lost luggage.the airline lost his bag. 0h! they didn't!

yeah, they did. - what about you, honey?- no, i carried on. that's my girl! it'll turn up, i'm sure. and greg, meanwhile,anything you need, just ask, huh? that's right. mi casa es su casa. 0h, thanks, jack. you, too. yeah, ha ha! hey, momma, looks great!

really?we spruced up for the wedding. this is so nice! (jack) we like it. (greg) beautiful. 0h, now, greg,you have a very unique last name. and we were curious, er, how do you pronounce it? 0h. just like it's spelled. f-0-c-k-e-r.

focker. hmm... focker. mm-hm. - i'll get it, honey.- 0h, thanks, mom. 0h, there he is! (pam) jinxy! come here, baby!come to daddy, jinxy! come on, jinxy! come here. come to daddy.

come on. 0h!taught him that in one week. (jack) this is pam's cat, jinxy. - say hello. wave to greg.- hello, jinx. attaboy!that took me another week. - my gosh!- i didn't know you had a cat. i left him herewhen i moved to chicago. your daddy's best friend! you won't believe it,he even taught him to use the potty. dad, that's kinda weird.

why? now we don't haveto smell kitty litter. that's right. how did you teachthe cat to use the toilet? easy. i designed a litter boxto put inside the toilet. 0nce he got used to it,i took it away. 0h! that's... yeah, makes sense. but he doesn't like it. every chancehe gets he tries to squat and bury. i had to move all my plants. plus you got another guyin the house to leave the seat up.

he can't lift the seat. he lacksthe strength and opposable thumbs. ah, right. 0pposable...didn't think about that. jinx is a house cat. he can't go out.he lacks survival skills. it's just one of those things. i don't think greg willbe playing with jinxy. he hates cats. pam, i don't hate cats. i don't... i just happento be more of a dog lover. yeah. yeah. well, it's 0k if you hate cats, greg.

i don't. i don't hate cats...at all. that's 0k. just be honest about it.there's some things i hate. i'm being honest, really. like what? why don't we let the kids freshen up? greg, we'll get you somethingto wear from jack's closet. 0k. - 0h, honey.- yeah? i'm so happy you're home, sweetheart. me, too, daddy.

hey, listen, be nice to this one, 0k? i kinda like him. 0k, i'll try. thank you. shirt fit 0k, greg? fantastic. thanks, jack. good. tom collins coming up. i wish you hadn't saidthat i hate cats. you do hate cats.

but you didn't have to sayright when we met. i'm sorry. it just slipped out. get your red hot pu-pus! my goodness! what is that? 0h, that's just...a little something from me. go ahead, open it up. 0h, look, honey.greg brought us a present! 0h, isn't that nice? look at this. it's a flower pot...with the dirt in it.

mm. actually, the real giftis what's planted in the soil. the bulb of a jerusalem tulip. which, i was told, is one of the rarest and mostbeautiful flowers in existence. 0h, right, right.uh, the jerusalem. from the jerusalis tulipizius genus,yes, yes. anyway, the guy saidwith regular watering it should bloom in six months.

well, we'll look forward to that. (pam clears throat) so, uh, greg, how's your job? um, good, pam. thanks for asking. i recently got transferred to triage. is that better than a nurse? no, mom, triage is a unit of the er.that's where all the top nurses work. - well...- no. they do. not many men in your profession.

no, jack. not traditionally. pam, did you know that your fatherstarted his own business? really? dad, that's great! 0h, wow! yes, i thought with my experience,why let retirement stop me? i really admire that. so what is it? what's...?what's the new venture? 0h, let me ask you a question, greg. let's say you have kids and you wannaget out of the house, you know?

so you hire a baby-sitter,someone you think you can trust. references, experience -all check out fine. but, how do you know for certain that your loved onesare safe with this stranger? i mean, can you ever really trustanother human being, greg? sure. i think so. no. the answer is you cannot. let me show you something. take a look at this, greg.

what's this look like to you? it looks like a teddy bear. smile. you're on nanny camera! 0h! 0h! i've seen these advertised on tv. not like this you haven't.take a look. - 0h, my gosh.- 0h. hi. where's the other camera? right herein this decorative artifact.

- that's great.- 0ur cameras are motion activated. they tape as soon as theysense any movement. we can hide them in mirrors,lamps, you name it. so no matter where you go...we'll be watching you. couldn't this be construedas illegal? invasion of privacy? greg, when you have little fockersrunning around, you'll see the need for protection. (pam) yeah. - impressive, isn't it?- quite.

(phone) - i'll get that.- i'll get it. any problem with the documents? good. i'll meet you at the 0yster baydrugstore in about 20 minutes. you gotta be carefulif you call here. if i don't answer, use a southern accent and askfor the vegetarian special. (pam) and the wedding's on sunday? 0h, that wasn't the airline, was it?

no, wrong number. we're outof collins, so i'll go to the store. i thought i just bought some. you know how that stuff just goes.back in a jif. well, why doesn't greg go with you? you'll need something in caseyour suitcase doesn't show up. - i'm sure it'll show up.- yeah. don't take a chance. you don'teven have a toothbrush. go on. 0k, unless you want some privacy. why would i need privacy?

no, i didn't...think you would. 0k, let's head out. - bye.- have fun, you guys. pam, he seems wonderful! he is.we have the best time together. good. - now, have you two been mm-mm-mm?- mother! no! thinking aboutanything permanent? i don't know.we haven't discussed it, but,

i definitely havethe feeling this is it. 0h. dad seems to like him,don't you think? absolutely. it's a big day saturday. this car's... you got... what do you use,unleaded, regular unleaded? - premium.- uh-huh. hey, jack, now that...now that we have a second to talk,

i just want you to knowhow much pam means to me. i know we haven't been togetherthat long, but the time that we have spenttogether has been incredible. greg, how come you don't like cats? i don't not like cats. i just...i just prefer dogs. i mean, i'm just more of a dogkind of... you know. you come home, they're... wagging their little tails,happy to see you.

you need that assurance, do you? you preferan emotionally shallow animal? i... when you yell at a dog, his tailgoes between his legs and covers his genitals,his ears go down. a dog is easy to break. but catsmake you work for their affection. they don't sell out like dogs. huh. you like peter, paul, and mary?

(music starts on stereo) yes, i do. i'm a big fan. # puff, the magic dragon # lived by the sea... # great song. yeah. 0ne of my favorites. who would've thoughtit wasn't really about a dragon, huh? what do you mean? you know, the whole drug thing.

no, i don't know.why don't you tell me? some people, uh... think that... to "puff the magic dragon" means... they're really... erm... to smoke a...smoke... ..a marijuana cigarette. well, puff's just the nameof the boy's magical dragon. right.

- are you a pot head, focker?- no! no. what? no, no, no, jack.no, i'm...i'm not. i... i pass on grass...all the time. i mean not all the time... - yes or no?- no. yes. no. greg, i'll meet you out frontin about...12 to 15 minutes. hey. hi. - hey.- hi. do you have any nicotine patches?

no. we have the gum. all right. you chew it. thank you. and what's yourmost expensive bottle of champagne? mumm's. it's on sale for $13.95. that's it? you don't have a nice$80 or $100 bottle or something? you can get a whole bunch of mumm's. - focker?- jack. ready to go? rough and ready, yeah.they ran out of collins mix.

you been waiting long? no! i was just reading up about... ..pumps. pumps? yes. breast pumps. i grew up on a farm. get your hot buns. hot patooties. wow, dina, everything looks fabulous. it's such a treatto have a home-cooked meal like this.

dinner at my house meant fightingover containers of chinese food. 0h, you poor thing! there wasn'tenough food to go around? no, there was. we just never reallysat down like a family like this. 0h! greg, would you like to say grace? uh, well, greg's jewish, dad.you know that. you're telling methe jews don't pray, honey? unless you have some objection? no, no, no. i'd love to.

pam, it's not likei'm a rabbi or something. i've said grace at many...a dinner table. (greg) 0k. 0h...dear god... you are such a good god to us.a kind and gentle and... accommodating...god. and we thank you,0, sweet, sweet lord of hosts, for the... ..smorgasbord you have so aptlylain at our table this day...

and each day...by day... day by day...by day. 0...dear lord, three things we pray. to love thee more dearly, to see thee more clearly, to...follow thee more nearly, day by day...by day. amen. amen. 0h, greg, that was lovely.

thank you, greg.that was interesting, too. 0h. that's a...that's a lovely vase. it looks great. let me guess, is that oneof your secret cameras, too, huh? ah-booga-booga-booga! whooh! greg... (whispering) that urn holdsthe remains of jack's mother. 0h. i'm sorry. i'm so sorry. that... that's all right. you didn't know.

i'm... that's our gran-gran. we like to think of heras watching over us as we eat. love you, ma. miss you. miss you every day. 0h, honey, why don'tyou read greg your poem? 0h, no. he doesn't want to hear that. what? no, what poem? you see, when jack had to retirefor health reasons...

that's a bunch of malarkey. ..the doctor thoughtit would be therapeutic if he expressed his emotionsin an artistic way. you wrote a beautiful poemabout your mother. please, we really want to hear it. - poem! poem!- please? it's a work in progress. i'm still not happy with it. as soon as it's ready,

i'm going to glaze it onto a plateand put it next to the urn. nice. it's very special. my mother...by jack byrnes. you gave me life,you gave me milk, you gave me courage. your name was angela, the angel from heaven. but you were also an angel of god,and he needed you, too.

selfishly, i tried to keep you here, while the cancerate away your organs, like an unstoppable rebel force, but i couldn't save you, and i shall see your face... nevermore, nevermore. until we meet... in heaven.

0h... daddy, that's beautiful. it just gets me... amazing. so-so-so much love,yet also so much...information. it takes a lot out of him. greg, would you like some yams? thank you. 0h, yeah. you must have had vegetables fresherthan that growing up on a farm. dad, greg grew up in detroit.

he told me he grew up on a farm. do they have many farms in detroit? no, dina. not a lot.in fact, jack, i should clarify this. i didn't actually grow up...on a farm per se. the house that we grew up inwas originally erected in the early dutch farm...colonial style. so, that plus we had a lot of pets... which one did you milk then? dad!

honey, he said he'd pumped milk. what have you ever milked? cat. a cat? i milked a cat once.you wanna hear a story? sure. my sister had a cat and the catbirthed a litter of kittens. there must have been 30 of them. there was this runt,this sweet little,

little-engine-that-could runtwho could... wanted to get up there but couldn'treally get access to the... to the...uh...teat. teat? dad. what have you.i went in and just simply... you know, just... into a little saucer. and then took the saucerand fed it to geppetto.

that was his name. geppetto. i had...i had no ideayou could milk a cat. you can milk anything with nipples. i have nipples. could you milk me? 0k, can wechange the subject, perhaps? 0h, champagne! i thoughtwe could celebrate with some bubbly. that'd be great. good idea. "i have nipples. can you milk me?" well, in a funny wayyou've already seen deb's ring.

mm-hm. that's true. would anybody care for some of0yster bay's finest champagne? that is so sweet of you.isn't that a nice gesture? yeah, very nice. how could i have seen debbie's ring? when i gave bob the 0k, i put himin touch with my diamond guy and he picked the exact same designthat kevin gave you. - kevin your old boyfriend?- thanks, dad. kevin was pam's fiancã©.

0hh! - 0h.- argh! - 0h!- 0hh! - 0h!- 0h, my god! jinxy, no! psst! - 0hh...- jinxy, no! shit! greg, sweetie, how are you doing? fine, consideringi desecrated your grandma's remains,

found out you were engaged and hadyour father ask me to milk him. at least thenhe was talking to me, so... you didn't say you were that close. - who, daddy and me?- no, kevin and you. do we have to knoweverything about each other? i never knew about your cat-milking. that was a long time ago, pam. 0k, well, so was this.kevin's and my... connection was more...physical than anything else.

physical? like what, like,you worked out together? no, no, it was nothing. it was...just a stupid sexual thing. i'm gonna go throw up now. 0h, greg. kevin and iwere only engaged for a month before i realized it was a mistake. i-i gave back the ring,i moved to chicago and i met and fell in love with you,so can we please drop this? - 0k.- good.

i just feel this isn't going well.your dad hates me. he doesn't hate you, sweetie.just give him a chance, all right? maybe he's nervous, too, huh? i thought he would love my gift,being this big flower guy, but it's like...he didn't showthe slightest bit of interest. listen to me, forget the gift. you're the most adorable, loving, sweetest man in the worldand i love you. and very soonmy parents are gonna see that

and grow to love you, too, 0k? 0k? speaking of growing to love you... - it's late.- i know it's late. but mr. winkieis still on chicago time and we both know there's only one wayto make mr. winkie go away, right? - (knock on door)- and there it is. what's with the robe? it's pam's.my pajamas are in the suitcase.

hey, i'll lend you a pair of jack's. - 0k, honey?- sure. you don't have to do that. - no, no.- no, we have to. - thank you.- (dina) you're welcome. i just want to saydon't worry about what happened. 0h. well, thanks, jack. i still... i feel horrible, i mean... well, it was a horrible thing.

but let's put all that behind usand enjoy our weekend together. thank you, daddy. chug-chug-chug... thank you. these'll do just fine. good night. night. why'd you give himmy favorite pair? night, see you in the morning,right? - have a good sleep.- you, too. 0h, no, no, greg, we made upthe pullout for you down in the den.

0h. 0k, cos pam said i should sleepin debbie's room, but... debbie's sleeping here tomorrowso you'll have more privacy, your own bathroom. just try not to flush the toilet.it's a little quirky. 0h, one more thing. look, i understand you've probablyhad premarital relations with my pam, but under our roof, it's my way or the long island expressway,is that understood? 0f course. yeah.

good. keep your snakein its cage for 72 hours. (phone) 'welcome toatlantic american airways. 'customer satisfactionalways comes first. 'we have heavy call logging. 'as your call is important to usit will be answered in 27 minutes. 'press 1 to talk toa representative.' 'we are closed. please call back.' sorry. there's just something about himthat's a little off.

yeah, yeah. jack. we've been through thiswith every boyfriend since, what, middle school? i think greg is a lovely young man. and honey,pam thinks he might be the one. she said that?she said those exact words? well, i didn't tape record her, jack,but that's the impression i got. i feel sorry that boy never had... what kind of a familydoesn't sit down for dinner?

fugitives. try to enjoy the weekend, honey. - both our daughters are in love.- that's what i'm worried about. 0h, jeez. i just realized something. - what?- pam's middle name. martha... 0h, no. (both) pamela martha focker. (yells) "0peration ko samui"?

(jack) looking for something, greg? 0h. jesus, jack, you scared me. well, i heard a noise soi came to see if everything was 0k. i just... i'm sorry, i saw a light onin here and i kinda stumbled in... that's 0k. see anything interesting? no. not at all. i mean...i mean,this is great, though. i love this... what you...it's a cozy little nook. i noticed you were looking at that. it's an antique polygraph machine.

is that what that is? i've seen these beforebut never up close. you know what? why don't you try that on? 0h...that's 0k. we'll have some fun!i'll show you how it works. - i shouldn't.- why? you've nothing to hide. - no. i know.- so there's no problem. - no, there's no problem.- so try it on.

- 0k.- i'll help you. don't worry, you'll enjoy this. looks complicated. now,these aren't 100% accurate, right? you'd be surprisedhow accurate they are. they can tell if someone's lying. now i'm gonna ask you some questions. all you have to dois answer yes or no. all right, let's give it a whirl. - did you fly on an airplane today?- yes, i did.

no peeking. did we eatpot roast for dinner tonight? was it undercooked? n-n-no, it was rare.it was a little rare for my taste, but i...i wouldn't... i'm just kidding. i'm just... 0k. (hyperventilating) relax, relax.the needles are jumping. have you ever watchedpornographic videos? (needles jumping)

no. - i mean, well, i don't...- yes or no? hey. what's the matter, you can't sleep? no, i'm just going over my answers from the polygraph testyour dad gave me. - 0h, no, he didn't?- yeah, he did. well, did you lie to him? no! i mean... well, he asked meif we were living together, i...

what did you tell him? nothing. your mother walked inand i yanked the thingies off. would you react like this ifhe shoved bamboo shoots up my nails? 0r does he hook all your boyfriendsup to his little machine? he doesn't need a machine.he's a human lie detector. what? my father was neverin the rare flower business. that was just his cover. he was in the cia for 34 years.

how could you not tell me this? i wanted to, honey, but it was strictlyon a "need-to-know" basis. so, what, he's in the cia?he was a spy? he is a spy...? no, he was a psychological profiler. he interrogated double agentsin the company. 0h, that's great. i was scared of your dadwhen he was a florist. it's wonderful to knowi've got a cia spy hunter on my ass.

would you stop?you're doing great, 0k? this is a lot to take in, honey.i'm sorry. it's just weird. i know, but you're doing fine.i promise. - no!- what's wrong, sweetie? i forgot. i'm not supposedto let the snake out. you what? i told your dadi wouldn't touch you. well, i'm not in junior highany more, 0k?

no, seriously. i wanna tryto respect his rules, 0k? 0k. fine. you go ahead and get some sleepand i'll see you in the morning. morning, greg. morning. pam told me she let you in ona little secret of mine last night. yes, she did. as long as you keep your mouth shutfor the rest of your life, you're in no immediate danger.

i won't tell. i'm just being humorous. ha. that's funny. the fact is, greg,with the knowledge you've been given you are now on the insideof what i like to call the byrnes family circle of trust. i keep nothing from you,you keep nothing from me and round and round we go. understood.

0k, good. come on,let's go inside and have breakfast. # jinxy cat, jinxy cat,where are you? # i love you # jinxy. not at the table, honey, please. attaboy! hey, hey, look who's up! you must be greg. hello.

somebody had a little visitfrom the hair fairy. 0h, yes. nice do. nice do. i'll do the intros.this is my sister debbie. - the bride to be. congratulations.- hi. - and her fiancã© dr. bob.- 0h, call me bob...md. and his parents, linda banks. hi, how are you? and the world famous plastic surgeondr. larry.

0h, now, cut that out! (all laugh) - greg's in medicine, too, larry.- 0h, really? what field? uh, nursing. - that's good.- no, really, what field? nursing. why don't i get you a chair, greg? thank you. thanks. so, you didn't want to gofor the md?

no, i thought about itbut i decided it wasn't for me. just as well, board's a killer. actually greg aced his mcats. - you serious?- no, i did 0k. 0h, he did more than 0k, trust me. why did you take the test? i wanted to keep my options open.nursing was just better for me. you can work inseveral different areas. i can focus 100% on patient care.doctors have bureaucracy...

uh-oh! wasn't your friend andysupposed to be here by now? 0h, i thought deb told you,dr. andy can't make the wedding. damn! now i have to reconfigurethe whole procession. um...bob, why doesn't gregstand in for andy, be the usher? 0h... no, pam. no. that'll be fine.bob, greg will be your second usher. uh... yeah, yeah. 0k, sure. good. well, let's all finish upand get ready to go. we have a pre-activity briefingin about 32 minutes.

really! in that case,i'd better get upstairs and pay a visitto the shower fairy. dina, thank you so... hey, you 0k? why didn't you wake me up? - i thought you'd like to sleep late.- not when i'm a guest. it's 0k. no, it's not 0k. tell that todr. torquemada and his inquisition. go take a shower, get dressedand come down.

- in what?- borrow some of dad's clothes. - no, i don't... come on!- why not? i don't feel comfortablewearing your dad's underwear. 0k, go wake up dennyand borrow some of his. wake up your brother, who inever met, to borrow his clothes? 0k. all right. where's denny's room? top of the stairs, turn right. (knocks) denny?

(rap music) hello? hey, hey!what the hell are you doing here? i'm...i'm greg, pam's friend. were you sniffing my boxers, dude? no! dude, no. she said i could comeup and borrow some clothes from you. - no, no. close the door...quick.- 0k. - you tell anybody i wasn't here?- no. they think you're asleep, so, it's all good.

you scared me. your dad keeps you guysunder a close watch, huh? no, it's not that bad. your little pamcake'sgot it a lot worse than i do. 0h! you need some clothes. yes, that would be great, thanks. hey, glad to hook you up. all right. like what you've donewith the crib. 0h, lil' kim. she's phat.

p-h phat. these ought to do it.here you go, chief. - all right!- enjoy. - thanks a lot.- no problem. 0h, don't worry aboutthe little covert op, all right? - keep it on the low down.- down low. no doubt. come get your revised itineraries! - larry and linda.- got it.

bob. honey. i'm gonna activate the alarm.it'll go off in t minus 16 seconds. - i don't need a jacket.- it's cold out. hold on. here, take denny's jacket. denny, i'm lending greg your jacket. - whatever.- let's go. fuck! - denny! how's the tux fit?- dad. uh... what's that?

0h, it's a sculpturei found in greg's jacket. this isn't a sculpture.it's a device for smoking marijuana. really? not mine. it's not. jack. how are you doing? like the top hat. it compliments you. can i talk to you for a minute? sit down. did i not clearly explainthe circle of trust to you, greg?

mm, yeah. i think i got it. then, is there somethingyou want to tell me? mm, i... i don't think so. didn't we discuss this in the car? 0h! yes! you mean me and pam.i'd love to talk to you about that. not about pam,we're talking about you. if i can't trust you, greg,then i have no choice but to put you outside the circle. and once you're out,there's no coming back.

mmm. i would definitelylike to stay inside the circle. well, then tell me the truth. jack, i don't knowwhat we're talking about. all right, focker, i'm a patient man. that's what 19 months in a vietnameseprison camp'll do to you. but i will be watching you,studying your every move, and if i find that you are tryingto corrupt my firstborn child, i will bring you down, baby.

i will bring you down to chinatown. # what am i gonna do? # hard to tell # no, i'm not gonna kill myself,but i might as well... # i thoughtwe were going to kevin's house. we are, sweetie.this is kevin's new house. wow. (larry) amazing house!(bob) not bad, huh? maybe he uses marijuanafor medicinal purposes. people do.

look, he's been lying from the start. hey. getting some quality timewith the boys? yeah. it was fun. listen, i hope this lunchisn't too weird for you. why would "bbq at best man's"be weird? 0h, my god, greg!i was sure i told you. kevin is bob's best man.this is his place. kevin, your ex-fiancã©? (all cheering and greeting)

how does he know bob? (both grunting) well, they...wentto lacrosse camp together, and kevin was the onewho introduced bob to debbie. lacrosse camp? (kevin) i was able to salvage thiswood from an old chapel in nantucket. (all) wow! (pam) the house is amazing.(kevin) thank you. 0k, the sun is out, the grillis hot and the pool is luke,

so if i can interest you in a swimand a bbq, just follow me. all right, kevo. right on schedule. - bring it on!- must've cost a fortune. (chatter continues) - you 0k, sweetie?- yeah. i'm really sorry. i thought you knew. it's not a big deal. if i can handle a weekendwithout sex and cigarettes, i can handle your ex-fiancã©.

0k, thank you. for the floor you're walking on,i chose bolivian wormwood. it works well in here. i have the viking range and the twinsub-zs. they open up right there. 0h, i get it. like, hidden. - yeah, kinda blend in.- great. are you a homeowner, greg? no, no. i rent. so, things are goingreal well for you, aren't they, kevo?

things have been goingso great lately. i got in early on some wireless ip0sand the stuff just skyrocketed. greg, what line of work are you in? i'm in healthcare. so you know what i mean. there's lotsto be made with the biotech stuff. i don't have to tell you that. how's your portfolio? i'd say strong... to quite strong.

yeah, strike while the iron's hot.now's the time. greg's a male nurse. that's right. thank you, jack. wow. that's great,to give something back like that. i'd love to do some volunteer work. the other day, i saw this dog,he had, like, a gimp, he couldn't... it made me feel terrible.i wished i could do something. well, i get paid,but also it feels, you know, good, so it's kind of, everybody wins.

what do you...? you're a wall streettrader, an investment guy? i don't like to be painted withthat brush. yes, that's my job... do we have time? 0k, i wanna showyou what i'm really interested in. come on, let's go. wow! looks like somebody got an "a"in wood shop. yeah, it's always beenkind of a hobby. i whittled that out of beechwood. it's beautiful.so, what got you into carpentering? carpentry?i guess i'd have to say jesus.

he was a carpenter and i figured if you're gonna follow in someone'sfootsteps, who better than christ? hm. greg's jewish. - are you?- yeah. well, so was jc!wow. you're in good company. ha! right. i'm gonna head to the pool, but why don't you showgreg and pam the gift?

(greg) you made a gift?(pam) greg. i just put a fresh coat of lacquer onthis, so bear with me with the fumes. wow! kev! - isn't that something?- that's incredible! roses. deb's favorite! - yes, right.- the little holes are for candles? yes. later, they'll collectrainfall and make a tiny birdbath. that's great. it's beautiful. what is it?

it's an altar.0r you might call it a chuppah? isn't that sweet? wow. i'll take it to the byrnes'and tomorrow robert and deborah will meet beneath itto become man and wife. and later, when they purchase a home,maybe it'll grace their garden. well, that's my...sappy, romantic idea. it must have taken forever to build. not too bad.about 70 hours, which isn't bad, considering i carved it by handfrom one piece of wood.

(jack) 'hey, kevo! 12:15.time to start the barbecue.' 0k, mr. b.i better get back to playing host. you guys grab your suitsand i'll meet you at the pool. i'm gonna pass on the swimming. you can't! i don't even have a suit. (jack) 'pamcake,pop's got your suit out here.' - coming, dad.- you gotta get going. gosh, she's great. congratulations.

thank you. and by the way, she hadthe nicest things to say about you. - yeah.- hm. gosh, yeah,we had some good times together. whoo, she is a tomcat! whew! so, let me hook you upwith some trunks, gregor. - i'm not gonna swim...- i'm not taking no for an answer. (kevin) cold buffet's on the left,wine and champagne on the right. yeah, that'd be grea... hey, there he is! get out here.

(wolf whistle) g-man, we got salmon,we got swordfish. what'll it be? uh...how about a little of both... k-dog... i'm pretty hungry. i think they call that the munchies. (bob) let's go.come on, kev. serve it up! damn! come on, team. he's got nothing! service!

- nice serve, pal.- all right! whoa, yes! get it! come on! - nice shot, maverick!- sweet setup, iceman! (larry) nice one, nurse! - glen, don't be afraid of the ball.- it's greg. huddle up, team. not glen. greg is afraid of the ball.

this is unacceptable! here's what we gotta do. - (kevin) let's go!- we're getting creamed. if florence nightingaleplayed some defense... - larry, i missed one shot.- it was a big shot! larry, keep floating. denny, go deep. greg, nobody'sexpecting much from you so if i set you up can you spike it? yeah, i'd have to be pretty high.

- i bet you would, panama red.- (larry sniggers) - all right, look sharp.- let's play ball! let's go! come on! you got to spike those, focker!you got to spike. look how bob did it. thanks. fire it up, focker! - let's do it! good shot!- way to go, deb! greg!

(roaring in slow motion) - what's the matter with you?- it's only a game! (debbie wailing) my eye! 0h, my eye! - (jack) pam, help your sister.- i'm sorry, deb. you can see "voight"backwards on your forehead. denny! you the bandleader?go over song selection with bob. bob! - are you a mr. focker?- yes.

- 0k, sign here, please.- thank you. hey, your suitcase.you made sure it's all there? yeah, it's fine. what's up? just want to make sure you're 0ksince hitting that spike. - i'm really sorry about that.- that's 0k. i don't know whatgot into me, iceman. - iceman?- sorry, is it special for you two? - no, greg. stop it.- stop what, iceman? top gun was a very popular moviewhen we dated. that's it.

hey, iceman,i have no problem with that. do you wanna be maverick?is that what this is about? i can't be, kevin's maverick. no, he used to be,but we can change that. can he be goose? no, because goose dies in the end. it's very sad. - honey, i don't...- greg, shut up. dad! you ever think of knocking?

not in my own den.what are you two doing? i'd say rounding second base. this is greg's room, dad. not now - it's storage. greg's indeb's room and she'll bunk with you. - fine. come on, greg.- i'll be right up. meet you upstairs. - 0h, good. they found your suitcase.- yeah. i don't knowwhat happened at the tux shop but if i gave youthe wrong impression

regarding pam in any way,i'm sorry, 0k? i have the best intentions with pam. actually,there's something in my suitcase that i plan to give herthat i think, um, symbolizes... (banging) ..the level of my commitment to her. and i wouldn't feel rightasking her to wear it without her father'spermission... jack?

did you flush this toilet? maybe... you know what?maybe jinx flushed it. i saw jinxy come in last nightand squat and relieve himself. jinx knows not to use that toilet.if he did, he'd never flush it. what does it matter? the matter, greg rn, is whenthis toilet is flushed, it runs. with a near-full septic tankand toilet running all night, you could have a problem. mr. byrnes?

(man) this is not partof my job description. nice stench.really on a roll there, bud. bite me, denny. in 20 hours there's a wedding here,so i need my cesspool pumped now. not tomorrow, now! dad, what's going on? 0h, my god. what's that smell? that smell, bob, is our shit. focker made the septic tank overflow.

jack, i told you it wasn't me.it was jinx. focker, i'm not gonna tell you again!jinx cannot flush the toilet! he's a cat, for christ's sakes! he doesn't have thumbs, focker! - hey, look at this!- kevo! 0ver by the tree, right? no, no, not on the lawn.stay where you are! - not on the lawn!- kevin! no, no!

(all) no! - 0h!- no, no! what the heck? # i got my mojo working # just won't work on you # just won't work on you... # 0h, no! that's what i said i wantedcos it is a black samsonite suitcase. but do you think thatit's possible that samsonite,

in some crazy scheme to turna profit, made more than one? - 'i don't think so, sir.'- really, you don't? hey! jinxy, stop. i know i signed for it...don't tell me... what? do me a favor.can i talk to your supervisor? - hmm? what's your name?- 'joy.' - get me your supervisor.- 'he's on a break.' when he gets back,have him give me a call, 0k? it's a very important bag.

(meow) jinx! don't ask me what for,i just need you to do this thing. i'm in a time situationso just do it. - '0k. greg focker?'- greg or gregory. run both names. psst! jinx! psst, psst! come on! no! jinx, come here! jinxy! mew, mew, mew. no! no! jinx! shit!

greg didn't ace his med schoolboards. he never even took the mcats. 0h, jack, that's what you hadyour sources check out? what this poor boy didon some test scores? i bet he doesn'thave a real nursing degree. a lot of these hospital workersare pill poppers looking for 'ludes. we know he's been puffingthe magic dragon. i knew the little cracker was lying. jinxy! come here. come here, little jinxy.

# jinxy cat, jinxy cat # i won't hurt you # the fact is, greg lied to you. he did not lie to me, dad! you should know the truth. i love youtoo much to see you get hurt. i don't care whatyour information says, greg took the mcats, 0k? - (man speaking thai)- (speaking thai) - (meow)- 0h!

- (meow)- shit! whoa! no! no! 0h, my god! all right, all right, stand back! stay back. call 911. (pam) jinxy. jinxy! we checked every yard,nobody's seen him. he's not up in the trees.

- jinx isn't up here.- the neighbors haven't seen him. you tried to milk him,you sick son of a bitch! dad, stop it! that's enough! please calm down. how? 15 minutes to goand the ring bearer's missing. - the ring bearer?- your daddy didn't tell you? he taught jinx to walk downthe aisle with this little pillow. 0h, no, no, you didn't, dad. yeah, you put this around the neckand the ribbons are for the rings.

0h, for christ's sakes! - 0h, dad.- now we can't have the rehearsal. bob, you ride with me.larry, come with your car. if we're not back in an hour,we'll reschedule for the morning. no! we cannot cancel the rehearsalfor some stupid cat. how could you say that? that cat'sbeen like a brother to you! we just let him wander the streetswithout food, water or toilet? - dad, greg'll find him.- what? yeah, what?

that's wonderful. fine. fine. 0k. denny? denny? denny! dad, i'm here. 0h, 0k.you'll be the ring bearer for now. i'm not wearing that stupid pillowon my head. 0h, yes, you damn well will! jinx! come on, jinx. "let him wander the streetswithout food, water or toilet...

"focker"! actually, you may be in luck. they brought in a himalayana little while ago. there he is. holy shit! that's jinx! - jinxy...- uh, let me see that photo again. picture him without the stupid cap. jinxy! jinxy! uh, no.

you see, in the pictureyour cat has an all black tail, and this one has a white tip. no, i'm sorry about that, chief. looks just like him. almost. except for that tail. (chainsaw whining) - dearly beloved...- (crash) dearly beloved! we are gathered here todayto join dr. robert banks...

(whining and crashing) we are gathered hereon this beautiful day to join... (meowing) ..in holy matrimony. this is a special day... he found him! it's him! 0h, daddy, it's jinx! my little baby!

we found you!we found you! (pam) this is great! - (bob) way to go, greg!- gave us a little scare, huh? jinxy! aww... # 0hh # 0h, for once in my life # i got someone who needs me... # to greg! (all) to greg!

- (dina) where is greg?- in the rest room. yes, i've tried every shelterin the north shore. he's a brown and black himalayanwith an all black tail. mr. jinx. yeah, you check. i'll call back. (laughter) - hey, it's the man of the hour.- hey-hey! sorry, folks. had to paya visit to the urinal fairy. greg, nice work with the cat today.

thanks, jack. glad i could help. hey, we never did finishthat little convo in the den. so there is still somethingi'd like to talk about. we'll get right to itas soon as we get back. i'm gonna hold you to that.circle of trust. guess who's back inthe circle of trust? (paper tearing) (chewing) whoo!

0h, poor kevin looks lonely. i should ask him to dance.what do you think? sure. he could, uh, whittlea private dance floor for you two. i'm serious.i saw some beechwood outside. he's very handy.he's an extremely handy... and crafty craftsman. i shouldn't say that, but... come on, seriously. part of youwishes you ended up with him. yes, he's very talented.

but it would have never worked out. why not? i was never in love with kevin. i'm in love with you. - that's a good explanation.- think so? - thought you'd like that.- i do. i'm glad. no, jinx. mr. jinx.i called you half an hour ago. 0k, i already...i already described it.

airline. uh, it's, um... it's...brown... with a little bit of black...trim. 'please enter your four-digit code.' (entering numbers) 'jack, it's hank from next door. 'guess who wandered over here today? 'mr. jinx. he's not wearinghis collar, but it's jinxy.

'so just give me a jinglewhen you guys get home, 'and i'll bring the rascal over.' 0k, just, uh, keep checking, please,and i'll call back. thanks. - any luck?- no, they're still looking. jack, this is a great party. sometimes things just come togetherin their own...kookie sort of way. yeah. like the way you found jinxyat that animal shelter, huh? yeah-huh. right. - well, he's home now.- yes.

you know,something about that ball of fur just puts a big smile on my face. - mm.- yeah. you haven't seen his new tricks? no. mm-mm. - well, i'll show you.- we don't have to do it tonight. - he's probably tired.- no, he'd like to show you tonight. (linda) honey, i'll drive. - hey, larry, why don't i drive?- good idea!

i've always wantedto test-drive a benz. be my guest, focker. - sweetie, what are you doing?- larry said i could drive. - let's go. hurry, hurry.- bye, guys. - (linda) thanks for driving, greg.- (tires squealing) - drives better than a taurus, huh?- yeah. - get in the car, honey. hurry up.- 0k, 0k. - (tires squealing)- (dina) whoa, nelly! (larry) everybody comfortable?

(tires screeching) you're a little wild manat that wheel! that's a ride, man! got your seat belts on back there? 0h, jesus, focker! - jeez, take it easy!- benz drives like a dream. don't make it a nightmare. 0h, there's jack. hey, jackie.

(revving engine) you wanna play, pops? let's play. (linda) 0k, now, greg... greg? (tires screech) is everything 0k, honey? yeah, just trying to make good time. what is the matter with you? all right,we're gonna get home, very soon. (women screaming)

whoa! whoa, whoa, whoa! it's not the autobahn! (brakes screech) (linda) maybe youshould drive, honey. 0h, no. 0h, no, please. - yes!- jack just turned. you were supposed to make that leftat the light...focker. (linda) i'm gonna be sick. (denny) where is he going?

(bob) home, home, home. (linda) what a ride. (denny) who gave him the keys?0k, we're out. (larry) does he have a license?(denny) yeah, a license to kill. (bob) hey, nice driving, mario! lunatic. you're a lunatic! (pam) aw, leave him alone. (debbie screams) (all talking)

- it's everything!- the cat! god damn you, jinx! i'll get you...! dad! hey, hey! dad! calm down! where's the cat?! - (larry) cat got out! cat got out!- all right... you spray-painted his tail to makehim look like jinxy, didn't you? what's he talking about? hank macatee called meand told me he found jinxy. he put his collar on an impostor,then spray-painted his tail,

then he tried to beat us backto get rid of the evidence! 0h, no, he... please tell me that's not true, greg. it was just a temporary solutionuntil i could find the real jinx. how could you do something like that? i'm sorry. what are you gonna say next -that you set kevin's altar on fire? well, it wasn't intentional.i was...chasing jinx... i had a smoke,and i think i lit something...

i don't know. he put so much...goddam lacquer on that thing. it was an accident waiting to happen! this is very disappointing, greg. get out of my house, focker,and take your friend with you. so you lied about everything?the cat, the fire... - the mcats...- i didn't lie about the mcats. pam, don't you see?your dad has turned you against me! i didn't turn her against you.you did that. jack, you didn't like mefrom the second i walked in here!

i'm a very accepting person, focker.all i ask for is honesty. you want honesty? you wanna talk abouttruth and honesty? 0k, let's talk a little operation... ko samui... - jack.- what's he talking about, dad? i thought there weren't any secretsinside the circle of trust. - i don't know what you mean.- you don't, huh? cat got your tongue?

pam, daddy's planninga covert operation in thailand for the day after the wedding. you are? round and round we go, jack. they'd love to hear aboutyour rendezvous in the parking lot. you know, where the guy gave youthe passports and documents? 0r your little phone call in thai? (scoffs) jack can't talk thai. 0h, no, dina, jack can talk thai.jack talks thai very well.

i'm sorry, pam,but your dad is not retired. he's still very much in the cia. daddy? he...he's right. he's right.i...i... my...my cover's blown. i...i am planning a secret operationthe day after the wedding. a surprise honeymoon for deb and bob. you stupid son of a bitch!you just blew it! ko samui's an islandoff the coast of thailand! that guy in the parking lotis my travel agent!

he was giving me their visas! wow, thailand.thanks a lot, jb. that's some... don't mention it. i just... you know, if nursing doesn't workout, you have a career in espionage. (sniggers) thanks, greg. well, i guess i'm gonnago to the airport now. i guess you're gonna stay here? pam, i...

it's 0k. it's 0k. gaylord m. focker? "gaylord"? yeah, that's me. - i thought your name was greg.- it is. - that's not on the form.- no one's called me by it since i was in third grade. (sniggering) (courier) whatever.

wait, wait, wait.your name's gay focker? - denny.- i'm sorry. i'm sorry. it's not a normal name, you know? you're in luck. there is room... (typing) and without a saturday stay-overthat fare difference will be $1,137 and 11 cents. - did you want me to book this seat?- 0k. all right. - (typing)- did you want to check any bags?

we should be all rightwith only one usher. i'm not so sure, jack. thought you might like to see this. - how did you get this?- i have my sources, too. i called gaylord -aka greg's parents in detroit. they saved his sat scores, too,in case you're interested. 0h, honey, it doesn't matterif he did well in some test. look at this! he almost destroyedthe wedding because he lied! i love you, daddy...

but you can be a real jerk sometimes. so what if he took the mcats?he's still not good enough for pam. who is, jack? nobody has ever been good enoughfor your pam. i mean, do you realize that younever even warmed up to kevin until she broke up with him? maybe it's time you thinkabout what pam wants. greg, it's me. i'm sure you're in the air by now,

so, um, i guess you'll get thiswhen you get home. um... listen, i am so sorry. i acted likea complete idiot, and... and i hope that you can forgive me. i mean, i...i don't care about... the fire or the cat or... i mean, i can't believe youactually...spray-painted a cat... it's actually really gross.

but the point is that... that i understandwhy you did it, and... and i love you. i want you to know that i really,i really, really love you and... so when you get this,will you please call me? 0k, bye. i need a commercial flight id scan.new york, la guardia to chicago. four-hour sweeps, last name foxtrot-0scar-charlie-kilo-echo-romeo,

first name golf-alpha-yankee... 'gaylord focker, atlantic americanflight 27. departs 2:35.' - 2:35?- 'affirmative.' 23 minutes. thanks. (clerk) enjoy your flight. sorry, we're only boarding rowsnine and above. you'll have to wait. i'm in row eight. please step aside, sir. it's one row. is it 0k if i...?

we'll call your row momentarily. step aside, sir. (through pa) thank you for waiting. we're now boarding all rows, please.all remaining rows. 0h. hello. mm-hm. enjoy your flight. (horns honking) excuse me. 0k, where's the fire, huh?

- sir, you'll have to check that.- i got it. - no, sorry, that bag won't fit.- i'm not checking my bag. don't raise your voice, sir. i'm not raising my voice.this would be raising my voice! i don't wanna check my bag. and your airline,you suck at checking bags. i did that once and you lost it,and everything screwed up for me. i assure you your bag will be placedsafely below with the other luggage. 0h, yeah? how do you knowmy bag is safe below?

are you gonna take my bagand put it there? are you gonna go with the guys withthe earmuffs and put it there? - no.- 0k, then shut your pie hole and listen to me when i say that i am finished with thechecking-of-the-bags conversation! sir, if a bag is this large... 0k, you know what? get yourgrubby little paws off of my bag! it's not like i have a bombto blow up the plane. i just want to stow my bagaccording to regulations!

sir! sir! if you would take the sticksout of your head you would see that all i have to dois do what i wanna do, and all i wanna do is hold onto my bag and not listen to you. the only way i would let go would be if you tried to pry itfrom my dead, lifeless fingers, 0k? if you can get it from mykung-fu grip, then you can have it. 0therwise, step off, bitch! (gasps)

get off of me! get off of me! keep your... agh! hey! you can't leaveyour vehicle unattended! so tow it. you threatened that stewardess. i was just trying to get my baginto the overhead storage thing! - you threatened her with a bomb!- i said i didn't have a bomb! - you said bomb.- i said i didn't have a bomb. - you said bomb on an airplane- what's wrong with that?

you can't say "bomb" on airplanes. bomb, bomb, bomb.bomb, bomb, bomb-bomb. bomb bo-bo-bombbo-bom-bom-bo-bomb!! - arrest me!- assaulting an... what if i was a bombardier? norm. take five. we got a specialist. bye, norm. 0h, shit. how'd you get here?

i'm everywhere, focker. - i didn't do anything, jack.- yeah, i know. then tell these guysthat i'm not a terrorist. i'm not telling anyone anythinguntil you answer some questions. unless you wanna go to prison,you better tell me the truth. no more lies, understand?no more lies. - did you do this?- answer the question. - did you get me taken off the plane?- put your hands over there. you're sick, you know that?

is your name gaylord focker?yes or no. - are you a male nurse?- yes. - are you a pot head?- no. - have you ever smoked pot?- yes. did you spray-paint the tail of a catto pass him off as mr. jinx? because you were seeking my approval? - because you love pam?- yes. do you want to marry her? i did.

till i met you. what does that mean? i love your daughter.i love her more than anything. but frankly, sir, i'm terrifiedof being your son-in-law. this weekend has made me doubt thati could even survive in your family. i think you've gotsome serious issues. if i lighten up, would youconsider marrying my daughter? would you lighten up a lot? - y...- yes or no?

- yes.- would you let us live our lives? i promise notto interfere in your lives. stop making fun of mefor being a nurse? could you at least tryto consider another profession? - jack, yes or no?- ever? - no.- 0k, yes. - let me and pam sleep together?- don't push it, focker. you're in a real mess. would you support my daughterthe way she deserves to be?

would you be honest and faithful? will you devote yourself entirelyto her for the rest of your life? 0f course. gaylord focker... will you be my son-in-law? (door creaks) greg? i thought you weregoing back to chicago. we had a little plane trouble. plus, your dad caught upwith me at the airport.

don't...don't worry, it's 0k. we worked out a lot of our issues. you and my dad worked outa lot of your issues? he gave me his human lie detectorthing, but i passed. - good.- yeah. and... then he proposed. are you feeling all right? listen...this weekend was a nightmare.

i had this elaborate plan,but somewhere... between giving your sistera black eye and... setting the house on fire,it kind of went off track. i just... i love you. i love you so much. i don't know, it makes no sense... i think he's about to do it. come on, honey.give 'em some privacy. shh-shh!

and if we can get through...what wegot through in the last 48 hours, we could get through anything. i think so, too. - and i don't...- wait, hang on a sec. (whispers) mr. jinx. mew mew mew mew. mew mew mew mew. hi, jinx... it's a ring. i like to think of itas a little circle of trust.

pam... yes! attaboy, greg. that "circle of trust" thing,that's mine. well, looks like we've gotanother wedding to plan. yup. just got to do one more thing. - what's that?- meet his parents. - jack...- honey, relax. i'm sure they're wonderful,fascinating people.

good night, jack. i mean, they'd have to be, right?to name their son gaylord focker? (pam sighs) do you, deborah byrnes, take robertbanks to be your wedded husband? yes! i mean, i do! i now pronounce you man and wife. let's just see if you really canflush the toilet, jinxy. i knew it. (greg) '0h! shit!'

'damn!' that's my future son-in-law.what do you think? 'hello, jack. 'aw, look at that. nice, jack. hi. 'what's that, jack? what? 'you're a big, fat, cia man, huh? 'did they teach you that...?they teach you that? '0h, yeah, what's that, jack? 'you thought "puff" was just thename of the boy's magic dragon?

'not too quick on the uptake, huh? 'why don't you ask denny?not onto that one, huh? 'surprising for a bigcia pulse detector. '0oh, hey, check my pulseon this question. 'do i think you're a psycho? yes. 'what? 0h, you likemy little...gift? 'what? the jerusalem what? 'i can't hear you.jerusalem tulipoosy-posly-lit...? 'what? 0h, you don't know shitabout flowers. you want me to what?

'a question? sure... 'can you deal with that?!' # seems like the skiesare always gray # when you're a fool # in love # quand tu es fou d'amour # le ciel parait toujours plus bleu # tu te retournesy'a quelqu'un qui te gã¨ne # mais c'est toi, tu es amoureux

# jamais un autre printemps pour toi # jamais les oiseauxchanteront pour toi # tu es tout perdu tout seul # des fois tu crois voirta chance tourner # devant toi surgit un arc-en-ciel

eating honey while breastfeeding safe,# mais quand tu es fou d'amour # tu restes fou jusqu'audernier jour # jamais les oiseaux chanterontpour toi # when you're a fool in love #